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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

how my mother works
me: mom i got all A’s
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don’t do drugs and i’m not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out…

(Source: personali--tea)

Wait, I’m sorry but REMEMBER THAT TIME WE MET LIZ GILLIES AND SHE KNEW WHO WE WERE?!?!

….and then my umbrella accidentally went up her dress..

(Source: be-positivity)

Post burn…

(Source: b0wdowntonico, via wh0careswhattheysay)

what’s the definition of trust?

voluptuousrandy:

two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read

(Source: heaterforyourthighs-deactivated1, via becauseirippedmypants)

Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

Answer:

Again, rude.

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beautyinphotography:

I wish I had a bf like this.

beautyinphotography:

I wish I had a bf like this.

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(via lilguy520)

(Source: l0veleee, via pretty-in-suntan-city)

(Source: l0veleee, via pretty-in-suntan-city)

Anonymous asked: YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA

Answer:

Rude.